First Aid?!

I was out and about today in my local shopping centre, picking up some last minute things for going to Awesome Australia (tm) and I noticed an old man had fallen. I didn't go straight over as there were a few official looking people about, until I noticed that the girl who was administering "first aid" had no clue at all to what she was doing. So being trained in the first aid, and having attending a medical school I went over to offer my assistance, and was told, it's OK "Jenny" knows first aid.

I think that "Jenny" is actually apart of some Satan Worshiping cult, and what she was administering was in fact Death Aid! What a Bitch. But on the plus side it meant I still had time for a coffee.

The End

Places That Suck, car edtion

Why it sucks to be stuck on the motorway in your car

1. You were due home half an hour ago
2. The only thing on the radio is heavy metal/trance or a combination of the two
3. You've ran out of polos
4. You need the toilet
5. You're not a boy so can't go to the toilet in a bottle

Booby Trap

So I moved out of London, I've liverd there for four years whilst studying at University, I've made, and lost friends there, I've laughed and cried there, and even had my heart broken there. I miss it desperatly, I miss my friends, my independance, my time alone, I miss the city, the suburb I lived in. But I know I will be back there soon, hopefully without the Boy Trouble.

I arrived home yesterday afternoon, with a car load of my possessions which I had manage to accumulate. On my Mothers request I put my stuff away in our dining room. A few months ago my father had helpfully removed floor boards, so he could start sorting out the heating, of course he never managed to put the floor boards back. I'm carying boxes, and can't see the hole in the floor, I am simply thankful that the hole was deep, and my foot never reached the floor, that probably would've ended in a breakage, as it is, i'm just bruised, my entire leg, and my ego.

Thanks Dad!

Fabulous Friends

So I am doing an award for my friends, to give them something to aspire to, this is for my Fabulous Friends, who do something which makes me glad I know them. As I give out these awards I'll be able to build up some rules, so I can decide who truly deserves it.

Rule Number One
Must be able to make me smile at 5am

and the winner is.....



....Jenny and Chris, congratulation guys, you rock!

Boy Trouble

I guess most girls experience some Boy Trouble at one time or another, and I think this is my time.

Now the reason I say "I think" as opposed to "I am having" is that I'm not sure whether or not I'm having Boy Troubles, so I guess I'll explain and you can decide what you think.

The Beginning

I know a Boy, lets call him Humphrey, well Humphrey and I have been friends for a very long time, three years, and in this time we have gotten on better at some points than others, but recently we have had exams and so we became revision buddies, now when you spend every day with some one for months you become close, and you get to know them very well.

The Middle

So all of our friends start nudging each other, and discussing how we are going to end up going out, etc.

And then i start to wonder if I fancy him (damn my tendency to listen to others) and I thought I'd test the waters, so to speak, (no we didn't do that) and he didn't seem to be against the idea, ifyouknowwhatimean.

But recently he's been acting really weird, and rude and nasty, and I he won't tell me what his problem is beacuse we never even talked about it in the first place. I mean I'd prefer to have him as a friend than a nothing, and it seems like such a waste of a friendship, but if he's just going to be bitchy to me what's the point?

To Be Continued...

Hayfever

Do you suffer from Hayfever?

I do. I can nearly cope with the itchy eyes and the running nose, but i can't cope with the tickly throat and ears, it's driving me insane!!!!

[starts running about for no apparent reason, runs into door]

[silence]

Places that suck, home edition

Places that suck, my house in London

Reasons to prove it:

1. I live with the most unhygenic person I know
2. She's training to be a Doctor
3. My Landlady enjoys breaking the law and violating my privacy
4. I'm being kicked out 15days before my contract is up
5. She expects me to pay for the full month
6. I live with a homophobe
7. My toilet doesn't flush

Sad

Today I am Sad.

Many reasons, but none of them really good enough.

I hate being Sad.

If I was in Awesome Australia would I be Sad?

If I wasn't packing would I be Sad?

If I wasn't leaving Tooting would I be Sad?

If boys weren't idiots would I be Sad?

Probably.

If I could spell proably would i be Sad?

Today I will be Sad, but tomorrow I will not be Sad.

The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I have four brothers and sisters, we are all very close in age, in fact my older brother is only 11 months older than me. So imagine the stress to my parents when taking us on holiday. We mainly had holidays in devon, cornwall or france when I was younger, in other words we always drove all the way. As we were children, and children are very annoying the minute we left the house we began that age old song and dance "Are we nearly there yet?" Quite possibly the most annoying thing to hear from five children, especially as we would ask it every 15 seconds for as long as it took us to get where we were going.

My Mom had a secret weapon up her sleave though, she had an even more annoying answer, so annoying that after a while we gave up asking, as the answer would annoy and frustrate us, and cause us to plot my Mothers demise quitely in the back of the car. The answer was "Every time the wheels turn, we get a little bit closer"

Touche' Mom, Touche'.

Preparing for Australia

Or Awesome Australia(tm) as I am now renaming it.

Today I went and bought (read that as my Mom went and bought, thanks Mom) a 50L Backpack, a 10L Backpack, suncreme, a liner for my sleeping bag, walking sandals, a torch and travel towels.

Fun!

Not so fun, I spent all afternoon in the bank making sure I would be able to get at my money when I am out there, so far so good.

Procrastination....

...is what i do best, that's why it's been over a month since i last posted. Woo, go me!


Since then I have finished University, booked a trip to Australia, booked a trip to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, gone to many parties, and have been travelling in between London and Birmingham to keep friends and folks happy.

I'll write some more about my adventures soon.