I was out and about today in my local shopping centre, picking up some last minute things for going to Awesome Australia (tm) and I noticed an old man had fallen. I didn't go straight over as there were a few official looking people about, until I noticed that the girl who was administering "first aid" had no clue at all to what she was doing. So being trained in the first aid, and having attending a medical school I went over to offer my assistance, and was told, it's OK "Jenny" knows first aid.
I think that "Jenny" is actually apart of some Satan Worshiping cult, and what she was administering was in fact Death Aid! What a Bitch. But on the plus side it meant I still had time for a coffee.
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