Naked Strangers

Well, yesterday's post was particularly whiney, and for that I apologise, so here is a story from Awesome Australia&trade

Whilst travelling about Awesome Australia&trade to save money me and my freind decided to stay in hostels, hostels with dormitories.. Now most of the time this was fun, and a lot of the time it was an insight into how strange people really are. We had just arrived in Sydney and we checked intoour hostel staright away. Upon entering there is already a girl in the room, we all smile politely, but before we get so much the chance to say "Hi, my name is Anna, what's yours?" She strips off her top and starts pointing at her back. At this point I realise she's German, and can't really speak English, frustrated at me not responding to her, she starts to take off her trousers. I make some feeble attempt at stopping her, but being British I mainly just begin to blush, I really hadn't expected to walk into a porn movie.

I finally figure out that she had had an allergic reaction to something yesterday, and she wanted me to heck her for a rash, but at this point all I want to do is have a vodka (or perhaos a post coital cigarette) so I murmer some words of encouragement and she covers herself back up again. Thankfully that's the last time she strips for me.

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