Vocabulary

I don't think my vocabulary is particularly large or varied, however when conversing with my peers, they always seem to be stood in front of me making confused faces, and arguing that "feigning" is not a real word.

In any case, I wish these friends of mine picked up the occasional book to read, as these conversations are becoming physically painful for me. Although I don't think any will be as horrific as the day I saw a blackboard at work informing the staff that today's soup of the day was "sweet potatoe" I cried a little.